Scotland
Day 1 - May 13, 2005

Overlooking Keighley |

Overlooking Keighley |

Haworth Youth Hostel |

Haworth Factory |

Haworth Park |
Friday - When I woke up on Friday morning, it was hard to
believe that we were flying over the Atlantic Ocean and only about an
hour left before landing at the Manchester airport. My mom and I
were so excited to be finally approaching our destination. There
was a sense of anticipation along with a little apprehension as we
knew that our first big hurdle to get over would be driving in the UK
on the opposite side of the road, but that was something we would
tackle when the time came. Shortly after we were served
breakfast on the plane the Captain announced that we had made really
good timing during the night and would be ready to land about 45
minutes ahead of schedule. This was greeted with a lot of cheer
but alas it was short lived when we hit our first turbulence pocket
during the flight, which brought mom and I back to reality a little,
but nothing was going to dampen our excitement.
Our landing was a little rocky, which didn't go over well with my mom,
who is terrified of flying. She was definitely ready to get off
the plane at that point, but much to our dismay, we found out that
landing 45 minutes early wasn't necessarily a good thing. It
turned out that the airport didn't have an open gate for us to dock in
so we had to sit on the tarmac until the gate opened up for us.
We both quickly agreed that it would have been much better to circle
around over the airport than it was to sit on the ground as you knew
you were so close to reaching your destination, yet so far away.
After what seemed like an eternity (but in reality was only 30
minutes) we finally docked at an open gate and were able to get off
the plane.
The customs checkpoint was fairly slow, but as we were talking to
everyone around us about their reasons for entering the UK and
watching a little girl constantly escaping from her parents and
leading them on a chase around the customs area, the wait didn't seem
that bad. After going through customs and picking up our luggage
it was time to go and collect the dreaded car. To this day, I
have no idea why people who have never driven on the left hand side of
the road or in a country without roundabouts are only expected to show
a drivers license and place a
�500
deposit on a vehicle before being handed a set of car keys, shown the
general direction of where the car is parked and told to enjoy your
holiday! When mom and I finally got to the car and loaded our luggage
into the back and then looked at each other and noticed the
apprehension and self consciously I walked to the passenger side
(which felt like it should have been the drivers side) and mom walked
to the drivers side (which felt like it should have been the passenger
side) and had a seat. At this point we both started laughing
uncontrollably while mom was saying "This is horrible" over and over
and over again. I think the biggest mistake we made while
planning the trip was trying to save a couple hundred dollars and
renting a manual transmission vehicle. I hadn't driven one
often, well never if you want to get really technical about it, and
mom hadn't driving manual for a long time before this. This meant that
most of the driving would be mom's responsibility, which actually
turned out to be a good thing because she is a very nervous passenger
at the best of times and I think she would have had a heart attack had
she been a passenger in the UK!
We spent a lot of time "familiarizing" ourselves with the vehicle,
getting our maps out and just trying to feel a little bit comfortable
before setting off. I think a snail could have come down the 5
floors faster than mom did driving that car! She came to a complete
stop before every corner and behind each car that we passed, adjusted
her mirrors a million and one times and generally did everything she
possibly could to prolong actually arriving onto a proper road!
My job during all of this and for the vast majority of the vacation
was that of navigator. As a navigator, I didn't have much to do
while we slowly made our way out of the parking garage so I had plenty
of time to study the map only to realise it didn't do a very good job
of showing how to get out of the airport, so I told mom we were going
to have to figure that part out as we went along, which as you can
imagine didn't go over very well.
Andy had tried to warn me what it was going to be like driving in and
around the Manchester area and explicitly instructed us to do anything
and everything we could to avoid driving into Manchester itself,
especially on a Friday morning during rush hour. This was advice
that I had every intention of taking. Unfortunately, Andy
neglected to mention anything about how poorly positioned all the
roads signs are and we somehow managed to miss our turn off to stay on
the highway and unexpectedly found ourselves driving through a
residential zone inside Manchester without any maps of the city,
minimalist knowledge of round-a-bouts and two very scared individuals
trying to figure out how to get out of the city during rush hour.
All mom could say was "Get me out of here!" and each time she said it
her level of panic was increasing. I was in a state of shock and fear
as she was driving extremely close to parked cars, pedestrians were
popping out of everywhere and each side road we passed seemed to have
someone speeding towards us. Mom would ask me for directions and
my reply was simply "Follow the car in front of us!" while I tried to
find any road sign or name or indication about where we were heading
so I could get us out of the mess we were in. Within minutes of
being in Manchester my nerves were completely frayed and the vacation
had just begun.
Eventually we found our way back onto the highway and back on track to
get to the Haworth Youth Hostel where were planned to spend our first
night. Along the way we came across warning painted on the road
that said "Slow" so mom, who was only going about 20 mph, slammed on
the breaks and crawled around these corners and bends. Meanwhile
I was laughing so hard that tears were coming out it was hard to point out that those warnings were for
people who were actually traveling at speed and that didn't include
her, but she insisted they were there for a reason and she was going
to obey them! Anything so she could justify going slower than she
already was.
Before leaving for the trip, Andy and I had exchanged contact details and
he asked that I call him upon reaching the youth hostel and then we
could make arrangements to stop in and visit since he didn't live too
far away and it would be nice to see him before heading up north to
Scotland.
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